i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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