paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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