38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize