My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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