He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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