so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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