People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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