In America we eat man semen.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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