Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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