I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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