wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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