I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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