awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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