We won't sleep together?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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