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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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