I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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