Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I didn't shave. On purpose
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need a hoe opinion
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