Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
