How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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