kristin has been a bad kristin
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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