i just google imaged poop.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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