Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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