You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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