I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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