Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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