If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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