it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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