She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I need moral support for this bender
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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