my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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