rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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