none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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