i permit you to call me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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