he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
