I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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