we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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