And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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