Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
