so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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