he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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