I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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