Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
