Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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