I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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