He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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