the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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