My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
