Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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