Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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