I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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