the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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