It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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