The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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