I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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