Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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