i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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