Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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