there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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