therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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