Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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